Customer (in drive-thru): Can I get two sausage and egg croissants to go? Employee: And that’s why you’re in drive-thru! ******************************************************************** Customer: Can I get a fresh, made-today, lowfat blueberry muffin? ******************************************************************** Customer: Toast the bagel twice and don’t put it in a bag. ******************************************************************** Customer: What does a croissant bring? Employee: Croissants are inanimate [...]
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Need to eat breakfast
Posted in Sandwiches, tagged bagel, blueberry muffin, croissant, drive-thru, egg, sausage on March 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Breakfast foods
Posted in Sandwiches, tagged bagel, breakfast, coupon, croissant, flatbread, sandwich, veggie on March 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: What can I get for you today? Customer: A bacon, egg, and cheese bagel. Employee: Ok, what kind of bagel would you like that on? Customer: A bacon, egg, and cheese bagel. Employee: We have a variety of bagels; “Bacon, egg, and cheese” is not one the bagel types that we have. We can [...]
