Customer (in drive-thru): Can I get two sausage and egg croissants to go?
Employee: And that’s why you’re in drive-thru!
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Customer: Can I get a fresh, made-today, lowfat blueberry muffin?
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Customer: Toast the bagel twice and don’t put it in a bag.
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Customer: What does a croissant bring?
Employee: Croissants are inanimate objects. They don’t bring anything…
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Customer: Can you cut [...]
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Employee: What can I get for you today?
Customer: A bacon, egg, and cheese bagel.
Employee: Ok, what kind of bagel would you like that on?
Customer: A bacon, egg, and cheese bagel.
Employee: We have a variety of bagels; “Bacon, egg, and cheese” is not one the bagel types that we have. We can certainly put bacon, egg, [...]
