Customer: I have a complaint; I had a frozen flatbread yesterday.
Employee: Ok, I won’t charge you for one of your flatbreads today.
Customer: You would make a good business manager. That was an excellent way to handle the situation.
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Customer: Do cream and sugar come with a French vanilla iced coffee?
Employee: No, you have to pay extra….just [...]
Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous’ Category
Wrap it up
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged bavarian, beer, business manager, croissant sandwich, Doughnuts, dunkin donuts, flatbread on May 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Smorgasbord
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged bakers dozen, cupcake, munchkins, poverty on May 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: Where do you keep your doughnuts?
Employee: In the store…?
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Customer: How do I put a straw in this?
Employee: The hot latte lids aren’t meant to have straws in them…but if you insist, there is a hole.
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Employee: Are you getting a dozen doughnuts?
Customer: Yes, six in one box…and six in another.
Employee: We have one box for [...]
I Scream
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged baskin robbins, cake, ice cream on April 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: How much are the cakes?
Employee: The prices are listed on each cake.
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Customer: Will your cake decorator bring the cakes to this store?
Employee: Yes.
Customer: I don’t want to have to drive to Statesville to get my cake.
Employee: You don’t have to.
Customer: Do you know if she is on vacation?
Employee: No, I don’t know. She works [...]
RANDOM
Posted in Miscellaneous on March 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Random quote from my other job at Family Video:
Employee: This movie will be due back tomorrow by midnight.
Customer: Why tomorrow?
Employee: This yellow sticker that says ‘1 night rental’ means that the movie is only allowed to be rented out for one night. Would you like me to find you a 5-night rental?
Customer: What’s the difference?
Employee: [...]
What?
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged baskin robbins, cheese broccoli, dunkin donuts, fast food, hot chocolate, panera, take-out on March 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: Thank you for choosing Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins. How can we help you?
Customer: What? What did you say?
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Employee: Your total is $1.59.
Customer: Is my total $1.59?
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Customer: Can we get two bowls of cheese and broccoli soup?
Employee: Panera is up the road.
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Employee: Thank you for choosing Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins. What can we [...]
So random
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged corporate, dunkin donuts on March 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: It’s so cold in here. I’m calling corporate!
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Customer: Can I get an egg McMuffin?
Employee: I’m sorry. You are at Dunkin Donuts. We do not have egg McMuffins.
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Customer: Here is a quarter for your tip jar.
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Customer: Do I have to pay for that?
Employee: Um…yes…that’s how we make a profit…
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Customer: That price is not right. It [...]
What a day!
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged drive-thru, dunkin donuts, fast food, morrison plantation, napkins on February 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: Have a great day!
Customer: Oh, where are your napkins?
Employee: They’re actually right beside the register…look down.
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Customer (at the window): I wanted to order through the Drive-Thru, but I couldn’t find where to do it. Can I just order here?
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Customer: Can I get an egg roll?
Employee: This is Dunkin Donuts.
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Employee: Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins. How [...]
