(Tuesday = two doughnuts for 99 cents) Customer: Does the two-doughnut deal apply to a dozen doughnuts? Employee: No. The deal only applies to the first two doughnuts. It’d be pretty crazy if we applied that deal to every doughnut combination over two. ******************************************************************** Customer: You know how doughnuts that have been left out for [...]
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Spring Break
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged 4 percent milk, doughnut holes, dozen doughnuts, fresh doughnut, hot fudge, ice cream coupon, marble frosted, munchkins, sour kreme doughnut, stale doughnut, strawberry topping on March 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nitpicky
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged doughnut, dunkin donuts, glitter, munchkins on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: I want 50 munchkins…2 sour kreme, 5 blueberry, 3 plain, 10 glazed… ******************************************************************* Customer: Can I have a box of Dunkin Dots? Employee: They’re called munchkins. ******************************************************************* Customer: When is the best time to eat the doughnuts? Employee: Probably right after they are made. ******************************************************************* Customer: Can I get The Dunkin Donut? Employee: Which [...]
Stay away from the sweets!
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged bavarian cream, doughnut, drive-thru, munchkin on March 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: What can I get for you today? Customer: One Bavarian cream doughnut and two lemon doughnuts. Employee: Ok, so that’s three doughnuts. Customer: No, one Bavarian cream and two lemon. ******************************************************************* Customer: Give me one of those Belgian doughnuts. Employee: It’s Bavarian… ******************************************************************* Employee: What can I get for you today? Customer: Can I [...]
Sweets give headaches
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged donuts, doughnut, eclair, fresh, glazed, jelly, long john on March 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: Give me a long john. Employee: You must mean an eclair… ******************************************************************** Customer: Are these doughnuts fresh? When were they made? ******************************************************************** Customer: Is that really jelly in that little ball? ******************************************************************** Customer (at the drive-thru): I’d like the doughnut that’s on this sign. Employee: Could you describe what the doughnut looks like? I [...]
Donuts v. Doughnuts
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged apple fritter, Boston Kreme, Doughnuts, dozen, sprinkles on February 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: I would like an apple fritter…wait, this has apples in it? ********************************************************************** Customer: I want one of those doughnuts. Employee: I’m sorry, which one? ********************************************************************** Employee: What can I get for you? Customer: A dozen…that’s 12, right? Employee: It sure is! ******************************************************************** Customer: I want a dozen…one Boston Kreme, two sprinkles…how many do I [...]
Let’s go!
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged chocolate donut, French Cruller, plain doughnut, tire doughnut on February 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins. Can I take your order? Customer: Do you have any doughnuts? Employee: Yes, we do. ******************************************************************* Customer: Where is your list of doughnuts? ******************************************************************* Employee: What kind of doughnut would you like? Customer: Can I get the tire doughnut? Employee: I think you mean the French Cruller? ******************************************************************* Customer: Can [...]
