(Tuesday = two doughnuts for 99 cents)
Customer: Does the two-doughnut deal apply to a dozen doughnuts?
Employee: No. The deal only applies to the first two doughnuts. It’d be pretty crazy if we applied that deal to every doughnut combination over two.
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Customer: You know how doughnuts that have been left out for a long time get [...]
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Spring Break
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged munchkins, stale doughnut, fresh doughnut, marble frosted, dozen doughnuts, sour kreme doughnut, 4 percent milk, doughnut holes, ice cream coupon, hot fudge, strawberry topping on March 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nitpicky
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged doughnut, dunkin donuts, glitter, munchkins on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: I want 50 munchkins…2 sour kreme, 5 blueberry, 3 plain, 10 glazed…
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Customer: Can I have a box of Dunkin Dots?
Employee: They’re called munchkins.
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Customer: When is the best time to eat the doughnuts?
Employee: Probably right after they are made.
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Customer: Can I get The Dunkin Donut?
Employee: Which one is that? We have many flavors and kinds.
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Customer: [...]
Stay away from the sweets!
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged bavarian cream, doughnut, drive-thru, munchkin on March 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: What can I get for you today?
Customer: One Bavarian cream doughnut and two lemon doughnuts.
Employee: Ok, so that’s three doughnuts.
Customer: No, one Bavarian cream and two lemon.
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Customer: Give me one of those Belgian doughnuts.
Employee: It’s Bavarian…
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Employee: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get a chocolate frosted munchkie?
Employee: You mean a munchkin?
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Customer [...]
Sweets give headaches
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged donuts, doughnut, eclair, fresh, glazed, jelly, long john on March 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: Give me a long john.
Employee: You must mean an eclair…
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Customer: Are these doughnuts fresh? When were they made?
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Customer: Is that really jelly in that little ball?
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Customer (at the drive-thru): I’d like the doughnut that’s on this sign.
Employee: Could you describe what the doughnut looks like? I cannot see the sign outside.
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Customer: Do glazed dougnuts [...]
Donuts v. Doughnuts
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged apple fritter, Boston Kreme, Doughnuts, dozen, sprinkles on February 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: I would like an apple fritter…wait, this has apples in it?
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Customer: I want one of those doughnuts.
Employee: I’m sorry, which one?
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Employee: What can I get for you?
Customer: A dozen…that’s 12, right?
Employee: It sure is!
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Customer: I want a dozen…one Boston Kreme, two sprinkles…how many do I have left?
Let’s go!
Posted in Doughnuts, tagged chocolate donut, French Cruller, plain doughnut, tire doughnut on February 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Employee: Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins. Can I take your order?
Customer: Do you have any doughnuts?
Employee: Yes, we do.
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Customer: Where is your list of doughnuts?
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Employee: What kind of doughnut would you like?
Customer: Can I get the tire doughnut?
Employee: I think you mean the French Cruller?
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Customer: Can I get a plain doughnut?
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Customer: Can I get a chocolate [...]
