Customer: Are you sure that’s a medium cup?
Employee: Yes, this is our medium cup.
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Employee: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get a cappuccino blast with a shot of espresso?
Employee: The cappuccino blast is made with ice cream.
Customer: But it says cappuccino in the name. Can you put espresso in it?
Employee: If you [...]
Archive for the ‘Coffee’ Category
Wake up!
Posted in Coffee, tagged cappuccino blast, doughtnuts, espresso, iced coffee, iced latte, orange juice on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Caffeine makes people crazy
Posted in Coffee, tagged black coffee, equal sugar, hazelnut, hot latte, iced latte, skim milk, whole milk on March 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: Put 4% milk in my coffee.
Employee: We only have skim, 1%, and whole.
Customer: They always put 4% milk in my coffee. Then do one long squirt and one little squirt.
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Employee: What size coffee would you like?
Customer: Hazelnut.
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Employee: What would you like in your coffee?
Customer: Can I get three Equal with my coffee? That’s the [...]
Coffee coffee coffee
Posted in Coffee, tagged big one, black coffee, coffee sizes, extra cream, iced cappucino, iced latte, medium coffee, regular coffee on February 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer: Can I get a medium coffee with only extra cream?
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Customer: Can I get an iced cappucino?
Employee: That would be an iced latte.
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Employee: How would you like your coffee?
Customer: Can I have it black with cream?
(FYI – The coffee is no longer black when cream goes into it…)
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Customer: Can I get a regular coffee?
(No, I’m [...]
