Customer: Where do you keep your doughnuts?
Employee: In the store…?
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Customer: How do I put a straw in this?
Employee: The hot latte lids aren’t meant to have straws in them…but if you insist, there is a hole.
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Employee: Are you getting a dozen doughnuts?
Customer: Yes, six in one box…and six in another.
Employee: We have one box for a full dozen…
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Customer: Is your iced coffee brewed on ice?
Employee: It’s made with ice, yes.
Customer: Well, like, does it have hot coffee or is it chilled?
Employee: No, it’s not hot. It’s made with ice.
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Customer: I want the doughnut that is chocolate and tastes like a cupcake.
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Customer: I’m getting 75 munchkins. I get a bulk discount, right? I work at a poverty center and always buy things for the children…but I’m not rich.
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Employee: Did you say you wanted a sugar jelly doughnut?
Customer: Yes, you can put a lot of sugar in the coffee.
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Customer: Can I get eight dozen?
Employee: So you’re getting $62 worth of doughnuts?
Customer: No, I want eight dozen…12 doughnuts.
Employee: That’s one dozen.
Customer: Oh yeah. That’s what I meant.
Employee: Ok, we were confused.
Customer: Do I get a free doughnut, like a Baker’s Dozen, for getting the first dozen?
Employee: Um, no.
Customer: Oh, some places do that.
