Random quote from my other job at Family Video:
Employee: This movie will be due back tomorrow by midnight.
Customer: Why tomorrow?
Employee: This yellow sticker that says ‘1 night rental’ means that the movie is only allowed to be rented out for one night. Would you like me to find you a 5-night rental?
Customer: What’s the difference?
Employee: One may only be rented for one night. The other one may be rented out for five nights.
Customer: Ok, yeah, get the 5-night rental.
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Customer: What does it take to get a membership?
Employee: It’s fast, free and easy. All I need is a photo ID and two valid phone numbers.
Customer: So you don’t know how much it costs?
The other day I was in ETV and a young lady came in.
Me: Can I help you?
Her: Can I get a camera?
Me: We have about ten different types of cameras.
Her: Just the regular one.
Me: Are you in a production class?
Her: I’m in a communications class.
Me: Do you have a sticker on the back of your card?
Her: What card?
Me: Your phoenix card…
Her: I have a Group X sticker.
Greaaaaatt.