Customer: Are you sure that’s a medium cup?
Employee: Yes, this is our medium cup.
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Employee: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get a cappuccino blast with a shot of espresso?
Employee: The cappuccino blast is made with ice cream.
Customer: But it says cappuccino in the name. Can you put espresso in it?
Employee: If you really want me to…
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Customer: I want an iced coffee latte.
Employee: Do you want an iced coffee or an iced latte?
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Employee: You want a combo #1? That’s two doughnuts and a coffee.
Customer: Oh, it comes with two doughnuts? I didn’t know that.
Employee: Did you want cream and sugar in the coffee?
Customer: Yes.
Employee: Ok, here you go.
Customer: Is this decaf?
Employee: No, I’ll make it again…….Here you go.
Customer: Is there sugar in this?
Employee: Yes, you said you wanted sugar.
Customer: No, I don’t want sugar.
Employee: Okay, I’ll make it AGAIN.
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Customer: This was supposed to be an iced coffee.
Employee: Ma’am, this is not your coffee.
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Customer: I want a small orange juice.
Employee: We have one standard size.
Customer: How many ounces? Like 10?
Employee: It’s 12 ounces.
Customer: Oh, well, never mind then.
