Customer (in drive-thru): Can I get two sausage and egg croissants to go?
Employee: And that’s why you’re in drive-thru!
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Customer: Can I get a fresh, made-today, lowfat blueberry muffin?
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Customer: Toast the bagel twice and don’t put it in a bag.
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Customer: What does a croissant bring?
Employee: Croissants are inanimate objects. They don’t bring anything…
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Customer: Can you cut my bagel in half? You know what I mean, right?
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Customer: Can I get a medium bagel?
